Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Mystery sorcerer threatens fitness of Real Madrid star Ronaldo

A mystery sorcerer has been hired to use his powers to bring injury to Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo!

Sport says the magician, who prefers to remain anonymous, has already made Real Madrid aware of the situation through a letter.

He told Sport: "I am not antimadridista. I have nothing against this great club. I am a professional and paid very well for using my powers.

"I've been hired to make Cristiano Ronaldo suffer a serious injury. I cannot say what the injury will be, but he will be sidelined for longer than he is playing.

"The person who hired me is personally acquainted with the famous footballer."

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